hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

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awesometastical101:

Yup. This is what happens when I procrastinate.

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There are two kinds of people

captainamericasnipples:

leandraholmes:

Those that say: “Mother of God, Loki’s hair!!!”

and those that say: “Mother of God, Loki’s hair.”

This is so accurate I cannot stop laughing

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lokistimetravelingassbutt:

punpun-kirakira:

esinololly:

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!

I’ve never been more proud to be in the Military!

Are we not going to talk about how the SOLDIERS ARE DOING THIS ON AN ACTIVE BASE WHAT THE FUCK.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEIR COMMANDING OFFICER?

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.”
“RECORDING A VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE, SIR.” 
“CARRY ON, SOLDIER.”

imgonnagetpunched:

lovinare:

cheerless-cherub:

squishu:

brainbubblegum:

turntechgoddamnit:

exaltedhaze:

I really like Jupiter’s design.

omg jupiter is a kawaii papa

Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him

OMFG

My god I want to be Io

SATURN

my favorite is pluto

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henryclervall:

google gets kinky

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teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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