Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
Those that say: “Mother of God, Loki’s hair!!!”
and those that say: “Mother of God, Loki’s hair.”
This is so accurate I cannot stop laughing
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!
I’ve never been more proud to be in the Military!
Are we not going to talk about how the SOLDIERS ARE DOING THIS ON AN ACTIVE BASE WHAT THE FUCK.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THEIR COMMANDING OFFICER?
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.”
“RECORDING A VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE, SIR.”
“CARRY ON, SOLDIER.”
I really like Jupiter’s design.
omg jupiter is a kawaii papa
Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him
OMFG
My god I want to be Io
SATURN
my favorite is pluto
(Source: beanclam, via lokistimetravelingassbutt)
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or